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Energy bill (too high)-£180.00
TOTAL WASTED THIS MONTH -£291.99
📥 What Ya Actually Owed (Never Claimed)
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Warm Home Discount+£150/year
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TOTAL YA NEVER CLAIMED +£630+/month

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