How do I get free money from the UK government?

Go to entitledto.co.uk. Most people on low incomes are owed Universal Credit of £90 or more per week. Takes 10 minutes and is completely free.

Can I claim Universal Credit with no job?

Yes. Claim at gov.uk/universal-credit. If you need money urgently ask for an advance payment — they must provide it by law.

What free help is available if I am struggling with addiction or mental health?

Talk to Frank offers free confidential drugs advice at talktofrank.com or 0300 123 6600. NHS addiction services are free. Mind provides free mental health support at mind.org.uk. All free, all confidential, no judgment.

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